Chester Zoo was very much part of my childhood. Regular family and school trips bring back fond memories. I remember a school trip when class jokers Tony and Dusty were dared to jump into the hippo enclosure. How we laughed as the "class scamps" jumped in and approached the "lazy hippos." What they planned to achieve remains a mystery, but the laughs soon changed to fear as the … [Read more...] about Day Out at Chester Zoo
It wasn't meant to be like this! We should be in Orlando. However, due to inconsistencies and incompetence by the "Son of Bungle" and "Matt HandonhisCock," we are in Shropshire. Our hope had rested on "Grandpa Joe" and his G7 visit to Cornwall. Despite having a non-socially distanced BBQ with the "half-vaccinated" Mrs. Merkel and others, our hopes came to nothing. While … [Read more...] about It wasn’t meant to be like this!
The final day at Disneyland Paris and an opportunity for a quick hour in the park before getting our flights home. Our last rides would be Star Tours & Buzz Lightyear Laser Blast. The park was fairly quiet and the lines were light. 2 quick rides and then back to the hotel to catch a taxi to the airport. Surely nothing could go wrong? However, not everyone travels with … [Read more...] about Disneyland Paris November 2018 Day 6 #WhereIsMyPhone
In 1986 British Reggae band UB40 asked the question “There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?” The answer to the question was “I'm gonna fix that rat thats what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna fix that rat”. Tonight we went to Disneyland Paris’s very own Rat Restaurant but instead of there been a rat in the kitchen it was inside the dining room. What were we going to do? Could … [Read more...] about Disneyland Paris Day 5 November 2018 Rat in Mi Kitchen
You might have noticed the rather unusual title for today’s post. “How many men does it take to fill a Dumbo?” It is an odd question but it has an unclear answer. However, the question has left us all confused as we left Disneyland Paris this evening. I will discuss our fun on Dumbo and even more poor Disneyland Paris line management at the end of the post. It is our 4th … [Read more...] about Disneyland Paris November 2018 Day 4 How many men does it take to fill a Dumbo?